well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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