Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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