im gay
i know
yea but for you.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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