I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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