Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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