my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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