it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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