I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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