I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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