Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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