We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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