I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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