In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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