u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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