don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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