Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So. Much. Porn.
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