I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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