kristin has been a bad kristin
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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