oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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