he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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