big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
this is an emotional support booty call
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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