***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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