Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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