i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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