Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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