This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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