So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
