are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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