On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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