you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it hurts more in the daytime
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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