He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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