problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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