What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
