Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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