I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think a kid would responsible me up
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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