Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
