They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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