he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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