Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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