well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
