and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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