It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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