Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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