Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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