Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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