i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
