Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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