Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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