just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
