But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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